Ah. The Holy Trinity.
Burn in hell.
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
This made me incredibly happy
List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:
- GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
- BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
- THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
- MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
- RELEASE THE RIVER